GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK
I’M NOT GONNA LIE YOU GUYS SOMETIMES I JUST DON’T WANT TO LOG IN TO DEAL WITH YOU

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I HAVEN’T BEEN AROUND

SHOWED UP AT A CONVENTION AND GOT ALL HARASSED LIKE “OMIGUH OMIGUH SEXY MAN WHY AREN’T YOU POASTING ON MY INTERNETS”

HEY

I DON’T OWE YOU SHIT

CLAM THE FUCK DOWN

I WILL BE HERE WHEN I DAMN WELL PLEASE

  1. denyel said: my body is ready
  2. solarplace said: you fucking tell them like it is
  3. bowenarrow reblogged this from garymotherfuckingoak
  4. portuguesehousewife said: I try to clam down, but baby, with you, I just clam up.
  5. iwantcertainwords said: Clam down is right.
  6. azoore said: …you were at a con?