GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK
Do you have any tips for not killing every girl's vag, for us with the exceptionally large girth? Please help. I have seven 1st degree murder charges pending in three states.

ALLOW ME TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU’RE CLEARLY NOT BLACK (I MEAN YOUR LITTLE ICON LOOKS MORE MIDDLE EASTERN IN MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION, AND LET US ALL KNOW THAT IN WORLD STATS BROWNIES HAVE THE SMALLEST COCKS) AND NOT ME, AND ERGO YOU’RE JUST FLUFFIN’ YER SHIT IN HOPES ONE OF THE 9,000 BITCHES FOLLOWING ME WILL SEE THIS AND THINK “OH WOW HE HAS A HUGE COCK MAYBE I CAN NAIL HIM AND PRETEND HE HAS GARYS FACE” 

WELL FUCK YOUR SHIT

THIS PUSSY HAS A NEEDLE DICK

GARY OUT

  1. thekoolaidkid said: GARY, GARY, HE’S OUR MAN. HIS GIRTH IS GREAT, DON’T NEED HIS HAND.
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