GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK
A wild snorlax is blocking your path! What do you do?
Anonymous

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK I’LL CLIMB THAT ASSHOLE AND TAKE A DUMP ON HIS CHEST WHEN I REACH THE TOP

MAYBE PUT A LITTLE IN HIS MOUTH AROUND HIS GUMS SO WHEN HE WAKES UP HE’LL BE ALL “DAG YO WHY MY BREFF ALL STANKY” AND THEN HE’LL LOOK AND SEE ALL THE SHIT ON HIS FAT GUT AND HE’LL CRY LIKE THE FAGGOT HE IS AND IN HIS STUPID LITTLE POKE’LINGO BE LIKE “DAMN YOU GARY OAK

QQ MOAR, BITCH, DON’T SLEEP IN THE DAMN ROAD

YOU LISTEN HERE YOU HOT ASS PIECE OF GOD-MAN.
WE'RE ONE IN THE SAME.
YOU DON'T FUCK WITH ME. BECAUSE FUCKING WITH ME IS FUCKING WITH YOU.
AND YOU DON'T WANT ME FUCKING YOU FUCKING ME FUCKING YOU.
THE WORLD CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF GARY IN ONE. IT WOULD IMPLODE.
THE EARTH WOULD IMPLODE FROM OUR SHEER FUCKING PERFECTION.
SO BEING THE KIND, GENEROUS, BEAUTIFUL GARY WE ARE, WE HAVE DISTRIBUTED OURSELF INTO PERFECTLY PORTIONED "MEALS".
MANY ARE FAKE... BUT I, GOOD SIR... I AM GARY OAK.
GO FORTH, GARY OAK... CONTINUE TO BE THE BEST OF THE BEST.

IT’S CUTE WHEN KIDS ARE ON THE INTERNET

HEY GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK WHY DON'T YOU HAUL YOUR LAZY ASS BACK TO VIRIDIAN GYM I TRAVELED ALL THE WAY FROM THE UNOVA REGION ONLY TO FIND THAT YOU CLOSED THE GYM CUZ YOU FELT LIKE IT!? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A GYM LEADER!? GO FUCK YOURSELF
Anonymous

MAYBE YOU MISSED THE MEMO BUT IT’S MY GODDAMN GYM AND I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I PLEASE

CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF BECAUSE I CAN EXTEND MY LITTLE VACATION A FEW MORE WEEKS IF I HAVE TO

FURTHERMORE IF YOU WANT A BADGE SO BAD, WHY AREN’T YOU SUCKING MY SISTER’S COCK 5 DAYS IN A ROW LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES?

WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD WAY TO STUDY FOR EXAMS?

EAT BOOKS, SHIT KNOWLEDGE

Gary do you really love the Pokemon you've captured and trained?
Anonymous

DO I REALLY HAVE A CAPACITY TO LOVE ANYTHING AT ALL OTHER THAN MYSELF?

masterballz:

 
ほーら BY ナギー

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER
IT’S ALL LIKE “WHAT’S HAPPENING WHY ARE MY ARMS DOING THAT I’M NOT MOVING THEM THAT WAY”
POKEMON CAN BE SO FUCKING DUMB, IT’S GREAT SHIT

masterballz:

ほーら BY ナギー

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER

IT’S ALL LIKE “WHAT’S HAPPENING WHY ARE MY ARMS DOING THAT I’M NOT MOVING THEM THAT WAY”

POKEMON CAN BE SO FUCKING DUMB, IT’S GREAT SHIT

EXCELLENCE

EXCELLENCE

OBVIOUS

OBVIOUS

Dear Gary Motherfucking Oak,

Does your dead mother get in the way of your motherfucking?
Anonymous

NOPE

I ONLY KNOW THREE WORDS: GOOD, BALL….. AND RAPE

I ONLY KNOW THREE WORDS: GOOD, BALL….. AND RAPE

I just realized something

madam-munchalot:

If Ash is still ten years old, then that would mean so is Gary Oak - so he’s turning out to be a professor at the age ten? 

How….?

THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS “VERY CAREFULLY” 

What's your opinion of Erika?
Anonymous

THAT BITCH IS HIGH 24/7

BUT NOT THE COOL KIND OF HIGH

THE KIND OF HIGH WHERE YOU’RE LIKE, “WOW. THAT’S ACTUALLY KIND OF A PROBLEM.”

masterballz:

 C80新刊① BY いちこ

BITCH CAN’T DO SHIT WITHOUT MY HELP
ALSO NOTE HOW I’M ABLE TO SIT ON FUCKING NOTHING
THAT’S SKILL, BABY

masterballz:

 C80新刊① BY いちこ

BITCH CAN’T DO SHIT WITHOUT MY HELP

ALSO NOTE HOW I’M ABLE TO SIT ON FUCKING NOTHING

THAT’S SKILL, BABY