GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK

Aug 30

GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IS TODAY

^ THIS GUY ^

WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT DAKIMAKURA PILLOW OF MYSELF I ASKED YOU COCKWALLETS FOR? CAN’T DEPEND ON MY FOLLOWERS FOR SHIT

Anonymous asked: Do you love anything/anybody other than yourself?!? -__-;

NO

TO EVEN GIVE YOURSELF THE THOUGHT THAT I’D CARE ABOUT YOU PLEBEIANS WHATSOEVER IS LAUGHABLE AT BEST. YOU’RE NOT EVEN THE SAME SPECIES AS ME! HOMO SAPIEN, NAW DUDE I’M HOMO ERECTUS IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT 

Anonymous asked: I WOKE UP NAKED IN A CORNFIELD TODAY, WAS THIS YOUR DOING?

JESUS JUST BECAUSE IT’S UNCOMFORTABLE, STRANGE, AND/OR MILDLY UNPLEASANT DOESN’T MEAN I WAS BEHIND IT

MAYBE YOU SHOULD LAY OFF THE PCP, DONGLORD 

Anonymous asked: hey gary mf oak y u no let me go to the pkm center?

REREAD YOUR QUESTION AND ASK YOURSELF THAT ONE, CHAMP

Aug 08

How Gary was conceived.

Aug 07

WALLPAPER-FLAVORED

(Source: fjardyozzfjard)

Aug 06

majorskyblood:

SWAG

(Source: deerskyblood)

Aug 05

BABY, I’M GONNA BUTTER YOUR BREAD

(Source: chiaki-c)

Aug 04

sexy-oak:

Women enjoy my body.

(Source: kingofpallet)

Aug 03

THE BEST GRAFFITI

(via sankarsh-deactivated20130105)

Aug 02

HOME OF CHAMPIONS

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Aug 01

(via 7elleven-deactivated20130430)

Jul 31

fucknopokemon:

Take your vitamins, kids.

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Jul 30

7elleven-deactivated20130430 asked: Gary, I heard your grandfather writes poetry. Do you do too? Can you write a poem to your fans?

HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED
TRIED TO SHIT
(AND I DID)
BUT MOSTLY I’M JUST BUTTHURT THAT I CAN’T MARRY MYSELF

GONNA NEED SOMEONE TO FIND ME A DAKIMAKURA PILLOW OF MYSELF ASAP

ENLISTING THE TROOPS