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Anonymous asked: Everyone in my house is asleep except for me, what do I do?
SPANK IT
Anonymous asked: GARY. WHAT KIND OF PORN DO YOU WATCH?
MY BEDROOM MIRROR
Anonymous asked: why do you use caps all the time? are you a troll?
Anonymous asked: You have not reached the peak of awesome as a trainer. Full awesomeness requires the ownership of a jet black Charizard with perfect crimson wings.
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…WHO ARE YOU, EBONY DARK’NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY?
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Anonymous asked: If a girl flipped out on you for acting "snarky", What would you do?
BREAK HER
Anonymous asked: What do you think about all the yaoi fanfiction and fanarts about you and Ash?
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
THOSE ARE JUST FLOWERY WRITTEN ACCOUNTS OF THE TIMES I ACTUALLY REAM ASH’S CAKEHOLE
OH LOOK THIS ONE’S FOR YOU
desmi asked: What should i do to level up my motherfaking?
CONTINUE DRESSING AS A MOTHER FIGURE WITHOUT ACTUALLY GIVING BIRTH TO A CHILD
Anonymous asked: Because of you I actually know when to use "lose" and "loose" properly. Thanks for calling Ash a loser all the time, Gary. XD
REALLY? IT TOOK ME TO TEACH YOU THAT? NOT… BASIC ELEMENTARY EDUCATION?
notgaryoak asked: I'm still not you.
SPITTIN’ TRUTHS
IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I LAST ADDRESSED THIS AND LOTS OF YOU THINK YOU’RE SO FUCKING CLEVER ASKING ME ABOUT MY FUCKING RATICATE
SHORTLY AFTER BATTLING ASH ON THE S.S. ANNE, AS YOU KNOW, MY RATICATE SHAMEFULLY FAINTED (EVEN THE BEST TEACHERS CAN STILL HAVE FUCK-UP STUDENTS) AND LIKE THE GOOD GARY I AM, I HAD “DISCIPLINE” TO EXACT BECAUSE THAT SHIT DON’T FLY. I TOOK MY RATICATE TO MY ROOM, HAD MY NIDORINO POISON IT, AND THEN I FLUSHED IT DOWN THE TOILET OF THE SHIP FOR A BURIAL AT SEA.
WE DON’T ACCEPT FAILURE IN THIS FAMILY, RATICATE GOT WHAT IT DESERVED
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Green is fucking pro.
Actually you know what…
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