August 2012
12 posts
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GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IS TODAY
^ THIS GUY ^ WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT DAKIMAKURA PILLOW OF MYSELF I ASKED YOU COCKWALLETS FOR? CAN’T DEPEND ON MY FOLLOWERS FOR SHIT
Anonymous asked: Do you love anything/anybody other than yourself?!? -__-;
Anonymous asked: I WOKE UP NAKED IN A CORNFIELD TODAY, WAS THIS YOUR DOING?
Anonymous asked: hey gary mf oak y u no let me go to the pkm center?
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How Gary was conceived.
July 2012
8 posts
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7elleven-deactivated20130430 asked: Gary, I heard your grandfather writes poetry. Do you do too? Can you write a poem to your fans?
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avocado-slice asked: If you don't love your Pokemon (as you stated previously) then how did your Eevee evolved to Umbreon?
Anonymous asked: Hypothetically: Ash dies, how do you feel?
Anonymous asked: Ever bang Misty?
aquatic-green-bandage asked: Have you ever considered dying your hair to a more suitable color for people? Like hot pink?
Anonymous asked: How do I get bitches?
May 2012
8 posts
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WHOEVER MADE THIS NEEDS TO SERIOUSLY CONSIDER...
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Anonymous asked: Everyone in my house is asleep except for me, what do I do?
Anonymous asked: GARY. WHAT KIND OF PORN DO YOU WATCH?
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Anonymous asked: why do you use caps all the time? are you a troll?
Anonymous asked: You have not reached the peak of awesome as a trainer. Full awesomeness requires the ownership of a jet black Charizard with perfect crimson wings.
Anonymous asked: If a girl flipped out on you for acting "snarky", What would you do?
Anonymous asked: What do you think about all the yaoi fanfiction and fanarts about you and Ash?
February 2012
14 posts
idesmi asked: What should i do to level up my motherfaking?
Anonymous asked: Because of you I actually know when to use "lose" and "loose" properly. Thanks for calling Ash a loser all the time, Gary. XD
notgaryoak asked: I'm still not you.
the-efaf asked: Gary why do you keep that wimpy ass Krabby around? I mean shit you have an Arcanine and a Blastoise, why a Krabby?
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happahiro replied to your post: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
why easy mode I thought you were the real gary oak
BECAUSE I’M ACTUALLY IN THE GAME AND I HAD TO USE A SCREENCAP OFF GOOGLE IMAGES FOR THE SAKE OF HAVING A PICTURE
DON’T PUT TOO MUCH STRAIN ON YOUR BRAIN, THERE
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Anonymous asked: I just went through your entire tumblr and while reading it I became a man and learned that I will never be a man because Gary Motherfucking Oak is all men and he chooses who he allows to be men and they are all Gary Motherfucking Oak.
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an-escapade asked: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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Anonymous asked: How do you keep your hair so spikey?
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Anonymous asked: Gary, in a previous tumblr post, you claimed you get morning redwood. Oh really? I'm so much better than you I get morning oak!
August 2011
23 posts
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Anonymous asked: A wild snorlax is blocking your path! What do you do?
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ask-garyoak asked: YOU LISTEN HERE YOU HOT ASS PIECE OF GOD-MAN.
WE'RE ONE IN THE SAME.
YOU DON'T FUCK WITH ME. BECAUSE FUCKING WITH ME IS FUCKING WITH YOU.
AND YOU DON'T WANT ME FUCKING YOU FUCKING ME FUCKING YOU.
THE WORLD CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF GARY IN ONE. IT WOULD IMPLODE.
THE EARTH WOULD IMPLODE FROM OUR SHEER FUCKING PERFECTION.
SO BEING THE KIND,...
WE'RE ONE IN THE SAME.
YOU DON'T FUCK WITH ME. BECAUSE FUCKING WITH ME IS FUCKING WITH YOU.
AND YOU DON'T WANT ME FUCKING YOU FUCKING ME FUCKING YOU.
THE WORLD CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF GARY IN ONE. IT WOULD IMPLODE.
THE EARTH WOULD IMPLODE FROM OUR SHEER FUCKING PERFECTION.
SO BEING THE KIND,...
Anonymous asked: HEY GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK WHY DON'T YOU HAUL YOUR LAZY ASS BACK TO VIRIDIAN GYM I TRAVELED ALL THE WAY FROM THE UNOVA REGION ONLY TO FIND THAT YOU CLOSED THE GYM CUZ YOU FELT LIKE IT!? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A GYM LEADER!? GO FUCK YOURSELF
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freshprinceofaltair asked: WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD WAY TO STUDY FOR EXAMS?