May 2012
8 posts
4 tags
May 22nd
15 notes
3 tags
WHOEVER MADE THIS NEEDS TO SERIOUSLY CONSIDER...
May 21st
32 notes
1 tag
Anonymous asked: Everyone in my house is asleep except for me, what do I do?
May 20th
18 notes
Anonymous asked: GARY. WHAT KIND OF PORN DO YOU WATCH?
May 20th
48 notes
2 tags
Anonymous asked: why do you use caps all the time? are you a troll?
May 20th
12 notes
Anonymous asked: You have not reached the peak of awesome as a trainer. Full awesomeness requires the ownership of a jet black Charizard with perfect crimson wings.
May 20th
14 notes
Anonymous asked: If a girl flipped out on you for acting "snarky", What would you do?
May 20th
6 notes
Anonymous asked: What do you think about all the yaoi fanfiction and fanarts about you and Ash?
May 20th
19 notes
February 2012
14 posts
Feb 14th
519 notes
desmi asked: What should i do to level up my motherfaking?
Feb 8th
7 notes
Anonymous asked: Because of you I actually know when to use "lose" and "loose" properly. Thanks for calling Ash a loser all the time, Gary. XD
Feb 8th
23 notes
notgaryoak asked: I'm still not you.
Feb 8th
12 notes
Feb 5th
440 notes
Feb 4th
24 notes
Feb 3rd
262 notes
the-efaf asked: Gary why do you keep that wimpy ass Krabby around? I mean shit you have an Arcanine and a Blastoise, why a Krabby?
Feb 3rd
18 notes
1 tag
happahiro replied to your post: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? why easy mode I thought you were the real gary oak BECAUSE I’M ACTUALLY IN THE GAME AND I HAD TO USE A SCREENCAP OFF GOOGLE IMAGES FOR THE SAKE OF HAVING A PICTURE DON’T PUT TOO MUCH STRAIN ON YOUR BRAIN, THERE
Feb 3rd
1 note
Feb 3rd
937 notes
2 tags
Anonymous asked: I just went through your entire tumblr and while reading it I became a man and learned that I will never be a man because Gary Motherfucking Oak is all men and he chooses who he allows to be men and they are all Gary Motherfucking Oak.
Feb 3rd
44 notes
1 tag
Anonymous asked: Gary, in a previous tumblr post, you claimed you get morning redwood. Oh really? I'm so much better than you I get morning oak!
Feb 3rd
20 notes
1 tag
Anonymous asked: How do you keep your hair so spikey?
Feb 3rd
9 notes
1 tag
an-escapade asked: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Feb 3rd
46 notes
August 2011
23 posts
6 tags
Aug 28th
116 notes
2 tags
Aug 27th
115 notes
3 tags
Aug 25th
233 notes
Anonymous asked: A wild snorlax is blocking your path! What do you do?
Aug 25th
59 notes
3 tags
Aug 25th
156 notes
ask-garyoak asked: YOU LISTEN HERE YOU HOT ASS PIECE OF GOD-MAN.
WE'RE ONE IN THE SAME.
YOU DON'T FUCK WITH ME. BECAUSE FUCKING WITH ME IS FUCKING WITH YOU.
AND YOU DON'T WANT ME FUCKING YOU FUCKING ME FUCKING YOU.
THE WORLD CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF GARY IN ONE. IT WOULD IMPLODE.
THE EARTH WOULD IMPLODE FROM OUR SHEER FUCKING PERFECTION.
SO BEING THE KIND,...
Aug 25th
38 notes
Anonymous asked: HEY GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK WHY DON'T YOU HAUL YOUR LAZY ASS BACK TO VIRIDIAN GYM I TRAVELED ALL THE WAY FROM THE UNOVA REGION ONLY TO FIND THAT YOU CLOSED THE GYM CUZ YOU FELT LIKE IT!? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A GYM LEADER!? GO FUCK YOURSELF
Aug 25th
26 notes
1 tag
animemcnuggies asked: WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD WAY TO STUDY FOR EXAMS?
Aug 25th
59 notes
Anonymous asked: Gary do you really love the Pokemon you've captured and trained?
Aug 25th
14 notes
Aug 8th
946 notes
Aug 7th
102 notes
Aug 6th
203 notes
Aug 5th
287 notes
Anonymous asked: Dear Gary Motherfucking Oak,

Does your dead mother get in the way of your motherfucking?
Aug 5th
13 notes
Aug 5th
31 notes
I just realized something
madam-munchalot: If Ash is still ten years old, then that would mean so is Gary Oak - so he’s turning out to be a professor at the age ten?  How….? THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS “VERY CAREFULLY” 
Aug 5th
25 notes
Anonymous asked: What's your opinion of Erika?
Aug 5th
32 notes
Aug 5th
128 notes
2 tags
Anonymous asked: Lol. YOUR RUDE. Your probably fat and eating potato chips.
Aug 5th
94 notes
Anonymous asked: Do you sleep on your stomach, back, or sides?
Aug 5th
28 notes
2 tags
Anonymous asked: GARY THE SNAIL

GET IN THE TUB!
Aug 5th
29 notes
2 tags
Aug 5th
166 notes
Aug 5th
262 notes
July 2011
3 posts
legitbroski-deactivated20110810 asked: Im still a virgin, what do I do to change that?
Jul 6th
30 notes
Anonymous asked: Gary, how exactly do you smell someone later? And adding on to that topic, why would you smell another boy your age and your grandfather?
Jul 6th
29 notes
Anonymous asked: Do you have any hobbies you enjoy that doesn't have to do with your girls or your Pokemon?
Jul 6th
66 notes
June 2011
15 posts
Anonymous asked: What happened to your cheerleaders? Did you ditch them?
Jun 29th
50 notes
1 tag
Anonymous asked: Hey are you secretly Karkat Vantas? Like, did you make this Tumblog after you played Pokemon and thought Gary was the coolest fuckass ever?
Jun 29th
31 notes