August 2011
23 posts
6 tags
Aug 28th
103 notes
2 tags
Aug 27th
103 notes
3 tags
Aug 25th
227 notes
Anonymous asked: A wild snorlax is blocking your path! What do you do?
Aug 25th
57 notes
3 tags
Aug 25th
154 notes
ask-garyoak asked: YOU LISTEN HERE YOU HOT ASS PIECE OF GOD-MAN.
WE'RE ONE IN THE SAME.
YOU DON'T FUCK WITH ME. BECAUSE FUCKING WITH ME IS FUCKING WITH YOU.
AND YOU DON'T WANT ME FUCKING YOU FUCKING ME FUCKING YOU.
THE WORLD CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF GARY IN ONE. IT WOULD IMPLODE.
THE EARTH WOULD IMPLODE FROM OUR SHEER FUCKING PERFECTION.
SO BEING THE KIND,...
Aug 25th
37 notes
Anonymous asked: HEY GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK WHY DON'T YOU HAUL YOUR LAZY ASS BACK TO VIRIDIAN GYM I TRAVELED ALL THE WAY FROM THE UNOVA REGION ONLY TO FIND THAT YOU CLOSED THE GYM CUZ YOU FELT LIKE IT!? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A GYM LEADER!? GO FUCK YOURSELF
Aug 25th
25 notes
1 tag
hussieanddacrew asked: WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD WAY TO STUDY FOR EXAMS?
Aug 25th
55 notes
Anonymous asked: Gary do you really love the Pokemon you've captured and trained?
Aug 25th
13 notes
Aug 8th
936 notes
Aug 7th
94 notes
Aug 6th
197 notes
Aug 5th
286 notes
Anonymous asked: Dear Gary Motherfucking Oak,

Does your dead mother get in the way of your motherfucking?
Aug 5th
14 notes
Aug 5th
30 notes
I just realized something
madam-munchalot: If Ash is still ten years old, then that would mean so is Gary Oak - so he’s turning out to be a professor at the age ten?  How….? THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS “VERY CAREFULLY” 
Aug 5th
25 notes
Anonymous asked: What's your opinion of Erika?
Aug 5th
30 notes
Aug 5th
120 notes
2 tags
Anonymous asked: Lol. YOUR RUDE. Your probably fat and eating potato chips.
Aug 5th
87 notes
Anonymous asked: Do you sleep on your stomach, back, or sides?
Aug 5th
27 notes
2 tags
Anonymous asked: GARY THE SNAIL

GET IN THE TUB!
Aug 5th
27 notes
2 tags
Aug 5th
Aug 5th
262 notes
July 2011
3 posts
legitbroski-deactivated20110810 asked: Im still a virgin, what do I do to change that?
Jul 6th
30 notes
Anonymous asked: Gary, how exactly do you smell someone later? And adding on to that topic, why would you smell another boy your age and your grandfather?
Jul 6th
29 notes
Anonymous asked: Do you have any hobbies you enjoy that doesn't have to do with your girls or your Pokemon?
Jul 6th
67 notes
June 2011
15 posts
Anonymous asked: What happened to your cheerleaders? Did you ditch them?
Jun 29th
50 notes
1 tag
Anonymous asked: Hey are you secretly Karkat Vantas? Like, did you make this Tumblog after you played Pokemon and thought Gary was the coolest fuckass ever?
Jun 29th
31 notes
Anonymous asked: Do you have a Missingno?
Jun 29th
12 notes
2 tags
Jun 23rd
175 notes
2 tags
Jun 22nd
652 notes
5 tags
Jun 21st
48 notes
1 tag
Anonymous asked: So I heard you met a man who gave a shit. What did you do to him?
Jun 21st
29 notes
Anonymous asked: http://garymotherfuckingoak.tumblr.com/post/2852836748/r0lan-i-love-gary-oak-3-teehee-w-end-of

Woah. Hold up. Bathing with what looks to be a pretty smokin' hot sister?

I'm smelling incestuous tendencies here.
Jun 21st
6 notes
3 tags
Jun 20th
98 notes
hot-potatoes asked: Cheren replaced you. How do you feel?
Jun 20th
44 notes
akitobunny asked: U have a wonderful tumblr may I follow u?
Jun 20th
16 notes
Anonymous asked: Who's the more enjoyable fuck, Ash or Pearl? (Pearl seems like he'd know what he's doing, but Ash cries and/or is killed, and whatnot.)
Jun 20th
17 notes
I'M NOT GONNA LIE YOU GUYS SOMETIMES I JUST DON'T...
AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I HAVEN’T BEEN AROUND SHOWED UP AT A CONVENTION AND GOT ALL HARASSED LIKE “OMIGUH OMIGUH SEXY MAN WHY AREN’T YOU POASTING ON MY INTERNETS” HEY I DON’T OWE YOU SHIT CLAM THE FUCK DOWN I WILL BE HERE WHEN I DAMN WELL PLEASE
Jun 20th
64 notes
Anonymous asked: My cat's breath smells like cat food. Can you help me?
Jun 20th
4 notes
Anonymous asked: What is your opinion on the hat hikari wears that conveniently looks like a condom? Is it used as a condom for your large girth?
Jun 20th
17 notes
April 2011
22 posts
l-u-c-i-f-e-r-deactivated201106 asked: Do you have any tips for not killing every girl's vag, for us with the exceptionally large girth? Please help. I have seven 1st degree murder charges pending in three states.
Apr 26th
43 notes
1 tag
Anonymous asked: GARY, DO YOU LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON
Apr 26th
23 notes
Apr 26th
147 notes
-supervillain-deactivated201112 asked: GARY WHICH VERSION OF THE NEW POKEMON ARE YOU GETTING?
Apr 23rd
47 notes
Anonymous asked: Sooo.. It's my birthday... Does Gary have any happy wishes to give? ^^
Apr 23rd
24 notes
4 tags
Needs More Tits.
__________________ CHEAP PORTRAYAL. I DON’T TALK LIKE THAT AT ALL. FIRST OFF, I NAIL ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES MAKING ASH CRY, AND SECONDLY, UH, HELLO, WHERE’S THE EXCELLENCE-CAPS
Apr 16th
27 notes
3 tags
Apr 15th
82 notes
3 tags
Apr 14th
41 notes
Apr 13th
161 notes