GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK
GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IS TODAY


^ THIS GUY ^

WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT DAKIMAKURA PILLOW OF MYSELF I ASKED YOU COCKWALLETS FOR? CAN’T DEPEND ON MY FOLLOWERS FOR SHIT

Do you love anything/anybody other than yourself?!? -__-;
Anonymous

NO

TO EVEN GIVE YOURSELF THE THOUGHT THAT I’D CARE ABOUT YOU PLEBEIANS WHATSOEVER IS LAUGHABLE AT BEST. YOU’RE NOT EVEN THE SAME SPECIES AS ME! HOMO SAPIEN, NAW DUDE I’M HOMO ERECTUS IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT 

I WOKE UP NAKED IN A CORNFIELD TODAY, WAS THIS YOUR DOING?
Anonymous

JESUS JUST BECAUSE IT’S UNCOMFORTABLE, STRANGE, AND/OR MILDLY UNPLEASANT DOESN’T MEAN I WAS BEHIND IT

MAYBE YOU SHOULD LAY OFF THE PCP, DONGLORD 

hey gary mf oak y u no let me go to the pkm center?
Anonymous

REREAD YOUR QUESTION AND ASK YOURSELF THAT ONE, CHAMP

How Gary was conceived.

How Gary was conceived

WALLPAPER-FLAVORED

WALLPAPER-FLAVORED

majorskyblood:

SWAG
BABY, I’M GONNA BUTTER YOUR BREAD

BABY, I’M GONNA BUTTER YOUR BREAD

sexy-oak:

Women enjoy my body.

sexy-oak:

Women enjoy my body.

THE BEST GRAFFITI

THE BEST GRAFFITI

HOME OF CHAMPIONS

HOME OF CHAMPIONS

fucknopokemon:

Take your vitamins, kids.

fucknopokemon:

Take your vitamins, kids.

Gary, I heard your grandfather writes poetry. Do you do too? Can you write a poem to your fans?

HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED
TRIED TO SHIT
(AND I DID)
BUT MOSTLY I’M JUST BUTTHURT THAT I CAN’T MARRY MYSELF

GONNA NEED SOMEONE TO FIND ME A DAKIMAKURA PILLOW OF MYSELF ASAP
ENLISTING THE TROOPS

GONNA NEED SOMEONE TO FIND ME A DAKIMAKURA PILLOW OF MYSELF ASAP

ENLISTING THE TROOPS