MOTHERFUCKER DON’T KNOW SHIT
A wild snorlax is blocking your path! What do you do?
AnonymousI DON’T GIVE A FUCK I’LL CLIMB THAT ASSHOLE AND TAKE A DUMP ON HIS CHEST WHEN I REACH THE TOP
MAYBE PUT A LITTLE IN HIS MOUTH AROUND HIS GUMS SO WHEN HE WAKES UP HE’LL BE ALL “DAG YO WHY MY BREFF ALL STANKY” AND THEN HE’LL LOOK AND SEE ALL THE SHIT ON HIS FAT GUT AND HE’LL CRY LIKE THE FAGGOT HE IS AND IN HIS STUPID LITTLE POKE’LINGO BE LIKE “DAMN YOU GARY OAK”
QQ MOAR, BITCH, DON’T SLEEP IN THE DAMN ROAD
YOU LISTEN HERE YOU HOT ASS PIECE OF GOD-MAN.
WE'RE ONE IN THE SAME.
YOU DON'T FUCK WITH ME. BECAUSE FUCKING WITH ME IS FUCKING WITH YOU.
AND YOU DON'T WANT ME FUCKING YOU FUCKING ME FUCKING YOU.
THE WORLD CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF GARY IN ONE. IT WOULD IMPLODE.
THE EARTH WOULD IMPLODE FROM OUR SHEER FUCKING PERFECTION.
SO BEING THE KIND, GENEROUS, BEAUTIFUL GARY WE ARE, WE HAVE DISTRIBUTED OURSELF INTO PERFECTLY PORTIONED "MEALS".
MANY ARE FAKE... BUT I, GOOD SIR... I AM GARY OAK.
GO FORTH, GARY OAK... CONTINUE TO BE THE BEST OF THE BEST.
WE'RE ONE IN THE SAME.
YOU DON'T FUCK WITH ME. BECAUSE FUCKING WITH ME IS FUCKING WITH YOU.
AND YOU DON'T WANT ME FUCKING YOU FUCKING ME FUCKING YOU.
THE WORLD CAN'T HANDLE ALL OF GARY IN ONE. IT WOULD IMPLODE.
THE EARTH WOULD IMPLODE FROM OUR SHEER FUCKING PERFECTION.
SO BEING THE KIND, GENEROUS, BEAUTIFUL GARY WE ARE, WE HAVE DISTRIBUTED OURSELF INTO PERFECTLY PORTIONED "MEALS".
MANY ARE FAKE... BUT I, GOOD SIR... I AM GARY OAK.
GO FORTH, GARY OAK... CONTINUE TO BE THE BEST OF THE BEST.
IT’S CUTE WHEN KIDS ARE ON THE INTERNET
HEY GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK WHY DON'T YOU HAUL YOUR LAZY ASS BACK TO VIRIDIAN GYM I TRAVELED ALL THE WAY FROM THE UNOVA REGION ONLY TO FIND THAT YOU CLOSED THE GYM CUZ YOU FELT LIKE IT!? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A GYM LEADER!? GO FUCK YOURSELF
AnonymousMAYBE YOU MISSED THE MEMO BUT IT’S MY GODDAMN GYM AND I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I PLEASE
CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF BECAUSE I CAN EXTEND MY LITTLE VACATION A FEW MORE WEEKS IF I HAVE TO
FURTHERMORE IF YOU WANT A BADGE SO BAD, WHY AREN’T YOU SUCKING MY SISTER’S COCK 5 DAYS IN A ROW LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES?
Gary do you really love the Pokemon you've captured and trained?
AnonymousDO I REALLY HAVE A CAPACITY TO LOVE ANYTHING AT ALL OTHER THAN MYSELF?
ほーら BY ナギー
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER
IT’S ALL LIKE “WHAT’S HAPPENING WHY ARE MY ARMS DOING THAT I’M NOT MOVING THEM THAT WAY”
POKEMON CAN BE SO FUCKING DUMB, IT’S GREAT SHIT
